Thursday, February 09, 2006

If you will..

...Imagine a broke-ass Alice Cooper meeting a newly rich Kip Winger. Close your eyes. Got it?


Yeah, I thought this. So what?! Like all living, breathing things, I am a sexual creature! I am also an artist, and making comparisons between things is something that comes naturally to me! And no, imagining the flagpole as a dick is not a common occurrence for me, but sometimes things pop up! Fuck you!

Like I care what you people think anyway.. My half-brother, Richard Marx (yeah, remember him, assholes? 'Endless Summer Nights' is the only reason half of you got laid after prom!) said my video is awesome. So, go ahead and criticize me, you bunch of terrorists. Fucking jerks.

Now, click here and watch my video. Um... please.


Allie D. said...

America! Fuck Yeah!!

Anonymous said...

This video was on VH1 best week ever like a year ago. It was so 2005.

Jonathan said...

Some of us don't have cable. And even if we did, some of us would never be so bored or desperate as to turn on VH1. So, some of us have to settle for perusing the internet for things cable television deemed worthy for broadcast "so last year." And by some of us, I mean me. Me don't have cable.

Kristen said...

I finally got to watch the video, Jonathan. I'm speechless (almost)...the first phrase that came to mind was "bad european propoganda film"... I can't even believe it's real.

Anonymous said...

I used to be jaded about our government and stuff, but after watching that video, i've changed my mind. I AM proud to be an American! Especially when i have a boner!

Anonymous said...

I wonder about guys like this. I mean, does he take himself seriously? I mean, his music is awesome and everything snd he's musically very talented. But you have to wonder about content. The cinematographer is brilliant, I must have him for my next video. But the content is really awful. "God Bless America," come on! Get over it.