...Imagine a broke-ass Alice Cooper meeting a newly rich Kip Winger. Close your eyes. Got it?
Yeah, I thought this. So what?! Like all living, breathing things, I am a sexual creature! I am also an artist, and making comparisons between things is something that comes naturally to me! And no, imagining the flagpole as a dick is not a common occurrence for me, but sometimes things pop up! Fuck you!
Like I care what you people think anyway.. My half-brother, Richard Marx (yeah, remember him, assholes? 'Endless Summer Nights' is the only reason half of you got laid after prom!) said my video is awesome. So, go ahead and criticize me, you bunch of terrorists. Fucking jerks.
Now, click here and watch my video. Um... please.